A falming weird recipe

Valdus here. Recently I was trying to make fireballs, well here is the ingredients  from A Wizard's Cookbook by Jack Goldenward. It goes like this :

• 7 Dragon eyes
• 4 Cups Fire dung 
• 3 Lizard stomachs
• 2 Minotaur tounges

          But they are all very rare items. So I had to make substitutes. These are those ones:

• 1 pound bacon
• 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
• 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
• 1 green onion, chopped

Somehow I ended up with cheese balls not fireballs, like..................... Magic!
 If you want you can try. Oh and here are some more spells

Terant
 Estenitano Teralente Akherome 
 A tree man not a dryad, a tree woman, that pick up a rock and protects you if necessary
Best used in battle

Flesh-Eating Darkness
  Metaino Shanolo Coneanta
    Your enemy wont know what hit them when shadows attack them. The shadows serve you for a small amount of time that increases as you learn the spell more. Just have a light ready....................

Living flame
 Servanitos Flamalia Aperantia
   A flame that lives and serves you. He is a loyal servant and easily destinguishable

Hailstorm
 Icrytos Stormias Cryton 
   Summons a hailstorm that badly injures anything under it, even yourself.